Are Bill Burr and Billy Corgan brothers? The strange one certainly thinks so

Hello, no, you didn’t sleep through the week and woke up on Saturday morning (at least not this time); it’s still Tuesday. Mike and I swapped days. Probably four of you noticed. Let’s continue…

Billy Corgan is convinced that Bill Burr is his secret half-brother, and Corgan’s mother seems to think so too! – (Stereogum)

Okay (alright, alright) so when I make tuna salad I put so much stuff in it, a friend once called it “confetti tuna” and now that’s what it’s called. Mine contains chunks of canned white and light tuna, Duke’s mayonnaise, red onion, dill pickle relish (or diced dill pickles), sweet pickle relish, hard-boiled egg, some celery, diced carrots, cauliflower, and season everything to taste. It’s not much different than McConaughey. No wasabi, no apples or frozen peas, but the same basic idea. Do you all just make tuna and mayonnaise and slap it on some bread, or is there a full meal? Recipe for your tuna sandwich? – (Lainey clap)

The Menendez brothers won’t make it home for Christmas. – (CNN)

Lyle Menendez’s soon-to-be ex-wife probably won’t be too upset about this. – (PEOPLE)

Can a comma solve a crime? How forensic linguists use grammar, syntax, and vocabulary to solve cold cases. (Note from Lainey: By the way, I would have added an Oxford comma if I had written this sentence.) – (The Dial)

Sing it, Kristin Chenoweth! Getting up before 11 a.m. isn’t for us, and speaking before noon just doesn’t get done! – (Celebrity)

Despite my love for Traylor and Tavis (I still don’t like those nickname mashups), I didn’t think I’d be interested in watching Lifetime’s cheesy version of their love story, but after reading this? I want! It sounds SO amazing like cheese! Light up! What else do I do? – (VF)

If anyone’s interested, my second favorite Kelce is Kylie, Jason’s wife, and she’s the one who might finally get me to listen/watch a podcast on a regular basis. – (US Weekly)

MAGA women realize their movement is sexist… and I… Great. OK. Great timing, ladies! – (The Cut)

The shocking news is that Alec Baldwin has no idea what “cancel culture” actually means. – (Late Nighter)

Out of Nate: All major Irish retailers have stopped selling rapist Conor McGregor’s hooch. Follow up from Jen: How to fire someone – (Irish Times)

Are you looking for a heartwarming quick read or entertainment for the whole family? Marcella loves Peter Browns Wild robot series (now a film!). “The book is written for younger people, but could be a good, albeit short, read for anyone. That way it’s easy and calming.” (Cannonball Read 16)

I missed Saturday so you all may not have seen this little baby daisy and her tiny quinceañera cake! Check them out!

But if you’ve already seen Daisy and wanted to see another dog because you’re terribly spoiled, fine! Here! GOD! This is Enzo. Enzo is so many of us.